One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
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She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?Reading a book, she replies (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
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You're in a restricted fishing area, he informs her.
I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
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If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, says the woman.
But I haven't even touched you, says the Game Warden.
That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
Have a nice day ma'am, and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.